Me: "On a scale of zero to ten, what number would you rate the pain you're having today?"
Elderly Male Patient: "Which one is the worst?"
Me: "Ten is the worst."
Elderly Male Patient: "Then it's a five."
Is it my imagination or wouldn't it still have been a five if........oh, fuck it.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
I Must Be Missing Something
Mahame, on a scale of 0 to 10, how would you rate your pain today?
So zero?
Yeah. I'm not hurtin' anywhere. Except my head, that's a six but it's only because I have a headache.
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